You: Want one of my delicious sushis?
Me: No
You: What do you have planned for lunch?
Me: Nothing
You: Truth Game
Me: Nothing
You: I want you to eat one
Me: I don't want one
You: Take one
Me: I'll get one later
You: When? I'm not going to see you later. By the time I'm out of class, you're in class. Then I have class and you're at work, and I'll go home. And you have pledge meeting and fellowship. Take one so in my mind, I know you're not starving all day
Me: Fine. You know, Carole gave up meat for Lent. I can do that. I didn't have meat yesterday *takes a bite of tofu pocket*
You: Uhh..
Me: Dang it, NOOOOO. I was so close. Why'd you ruin my Lent!

Kekeke.