My Cheesy College Experience!

Want to hear a pizza joke?
I can't it's too cheesy!

One week down and here I am!
So I had a few things happen since I moved in on the 19th, but I guess I'll just list them so it makes an easy read.

August 19, 2009

• Move-in Day!
• Farewell, Parents
• Oh Captain, My Captain with Deborah!
• Ice Cream Social
• Connect Four with Bernee & Natalie!

August 20, 2009

• Scavenger Hunt
• SJSU's Got Talent
• Speed Meeting (With STD questions & condom give outs & condom compacts)
• Asian Consent Poster! (I grabbed it & put it on my wall because they're Asian!)
• Meeting people across from Ryan's dorm
• Awkward Dance! (Ryan doesn't dance, seriously!)
• Fail at playing Scrabble with Bernee & Deborah & Ryan

August 21, 2009

• Lindsay moves in!
• Bought books- so expensive
  
• Hang out
• BBQ - bor-ing
  
• Bernee & my ninja status to see MJ's room!
• Watched guys hula hoop
• Drunk line test!
  
• Karaoke & No System of a Down for Cameron to sing
  
• Fail at playing Scrabble with Deborah, Natalie, Ryan, Nathan, Christella, & Derek
• Crash at Deborah's! (Because heard there was a party on my floor & SOME GIRL was super drunk & some guy was taking advantage of her)
  

August 22, 2009

• Officially 18th!
• Still crashed at Deborah's!
• Hang out
• Jenn & Ash move in!
• "Worked out" (If cycling counts as working out)
  
• Comedy Night
• Hang out with Ryan & MJ's
• Very sad without Bernee OR Deborah.
  

August 23, 2009

• WAFFLES are so good here!
• Voices of Men
• Dorm food pot luck!
  
• Tap Ex
• Hang out
• Met upperclassmen skaters

August 24, 2009

• FIRST DAY of CLASSES!
• Intro to International Relations: Nice teacher, still feels like high school
• LLD1: (Remedial, yuck) CANCELED!
• Housing meeting
  
• Attempt to play pool
• AIR HOCKEY TABLE BROKE MY BABY! (Camera)
• I MISS MY CAMERA
  

August 25, 2009

• Bio Lecture: Class of 150! Wow.
• LLD1: (Still Remedial, still yuck): Reminds me of 6th grade teacher
• Intro to Sociology: I FELL asleep! EPIC FAIL.
  
• Hang out, heeeeeeey
• Attempt to play pool
• Housing won't cover damages on my camera
  

August 26, 3009

• NO CLASSES. (Budget cuts)
• Over 2 Hours in the DC, whaaaat?
• Asked around for the recycling, SOME GUYS THOUGHT I WAS DRUNK
• 4 RANDOM guys came in my room looking for my roommate
  
• Hang out!
• 10 Fingers/Skanky Hoe
  

August 27, 2009

• Bio Lecture
• LLD1: In class essay
• Sociology: Interesting & texted during whole class!
• FREE movie! Inglorious Bastards! Super funny
• Ping Pong/Pool!
  
• Are you nervous yet?
  

August 28, 2009

• Had a GREAT morning!
• Shared a waffle with a guy named Avery
  
• Made a Shirley Temple =)
  
• Saw Rendell's room & suitemates (Ew.)
  
• Everyone except for Sophia, Christella & me goes home
• Tap Ex!
• Walked to the building across campus, only to find out it was closed
• FREE JAMBA!
• Drank my soup with a guy named Joe!
  
• BOWLING with Sophia, Christella & Anna (The only ones left!) I got a strike!
  
• Watched hecka pro ping pong-ers!
• Tap Ex & Apples to Apples!
• Went to 7-11
• Bought my first scratcher! - didn't win anything
• Ping Pong
• Fell off Sophia's bed
• Went to 7-11
• Fatties while watching sports!
• I fell asleep on my floor
• Rode the elevator with some loud (possibly drunk) people
  
• I was supposed to play water pong, but we didn't have any red cups

& that, my friends, is my cheesy college experience so far.